Grade-A Stupidity!

Whoa! Who's the geek on the skateboard? Poor fool...
Hello! My name is Ben Garvie and when I'm not at work for "The Man"
programming in COBOL (everytime I say that word, I get cold shivers...),
I am:
washing dishes,
...spending time with Regina, my beloved wife,
......working on this piece of crap,
.........watching my big ole TV,
...juggling something,
......mourning over the cancellation of Excalibur,
.........skateboarding,
............watching my body get fatter,
...paying bills and cursing capitalistic credit cards,
......watching our cats Pal and Drumm use the toilet,
.........listening to The Cranberries or The Cure,
............driving barefoot,
...............or asleep and dreaming (My personal fav)

look at all the wimmin folk

In English Literature class discussing Harlan Ellison's
"'Repent Harlequin!', Said the Tick-Tock Man."

Send me a picture or a joke or some foil if you're a pee-wee herman fan....
ben@garvie.com
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